I Can't Sleep

So I spent a truly ridiculous amount of time figuring out how to make this meme about one of the more complex aspects of lesbian breakups. 

Time wasted? I think not.  I hope it will be the first of many glorious pop song re-writes...because everything is better when it's about Lez Queerz (and I am always a little ashamed to find myself whistling top 40 in the shower):

For real though, if she says you're not cat co-parent material, she's telling you it's over.